Brian Posehn Quotes

There's no room to Rhumba in a sports car.

My mom sent me money for a car, but the cops impounded it because I had no insurance.

I've never bought a sports car.

I think the Smart Car is awesome. The only problem is I've been on the freeway and felt like I was going to be blown away like a Tim Hortons coffee cup, so I may have to upgrade to a Mini Cooper - something a little stronger.

The Delorean was an inferior automobile, and nearly impossible for a person of normal size like myself to enter and exit.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

The red car, even before I knew it was called Ferrari, was my obsession.

I bought a midnight blue Porsch with a whale tail when I was winning big one time in L.A. That car was fast, fast, fast!

I have a Mercedes, which is a pretty fast car. It's not a Lamborghini.

I'm as fast as a Corvette and as big as a Hummer.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

When I started to do quite well on the tour I thought I'd treat myself to a bright red Ferrari. I had always had a soft spot for them as a car brand and, when I was in the position to afford one, I decided to go for it.

Be young. Keep yourself young by having a good, sporty car like a Corvette. It keeps you on your toes. It keeps you young. It keeps you thinking young. It keeps you thinking modern and good things. Corvette is a modern, modern automobile.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my head three feet thick.

I have over five thousand costumes and props and cars, and I have a twenty-five thousand square foot warehouse full of memorabilia.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass.

I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the station.

I'd rather walk than drive a car. In Vancouver, where I am from, you can get to just about anywhere you need to go on foot. Even if it's raining I'll go out for a stroll. I just love that.

Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.