Jim Butcher Quotes

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.

If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.

We are funding the rope for the hanging of ourselves.

I think I've almost killed myself 1,000 times eating some sandwich as fast as I possibly could and almost choking. It's a miracle that I'm still alive.

It's not that I will die, but if I stop partying, it will lead to extreme complications in my wellbeing.

That's a small portion of my career, taking a moment to do something stupid.

It'd be really neat if I wasn't a Darwin Award winner.

It felt as though the whole globe was dressed in snow. Like it has pulled it on, the way you pull on a sweater. Next to the train line, footprints were sunken to their shins. Trees wore blankets of ice. As you may expect, someone has died.

[Mike] just loves [his] motorcycle and he would take it out too early [in Green Bay]. In Green Bay, you've got ice until June, and he'd take it out sooner than that. He can finish the rest of the story. Ask him about taking the bike out a little too early.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

Nay, fly to altars; there they'll talk you dead; For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.

We turned us into wintergirls, and when she tried to leave, I pulled her back into the snow because I was afraid to be alone.

My production team doesn't like not knowing what anything is going to look like, but creatively, that's fun.

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

What is the world, O soldiers? It is I, I, this incessant snow, This northern sky.

When I was younger, I jumped out of a moving car. I would do anything. Now, being a father and knowing the political state of the world, there are certain things which potentially could be religiously volatile that I would probably avoid, but not much.

It's hard to be careful, though, when you feel indestructible.

If you're not getting hurt, you're not riding hard enough.

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

One part brave, three parts fool!

I have an accident about every two years, and one day it won't be an accident!

I've always been kind of a speed demon.