Simone Giertz Quotes

That damn fool will get himself killed by some other damn fool.

Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the straits that I get into.

I'm very accident-prone. The problem is I sort of just do things. I'm impulsive, and sometimes I don't think.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Part of the bargain of being alive is that one takes a chance at dying a premature or painful death, be it from violence, accident, or disease.

Death is not my best subject.

Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

It does no harm to throw the occasional man overboard, but it does not do much good if you are steering full speed ahead for the rocks.

Cardinals are never off-base. They are often ill-advised.

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.

I have a spasm of envy for the person that was killed by a falling bookcase, as long as it doesn't happen prematurely.

I certainly don't hope to live forever, but on the other hand, I'm not reckless.

I did ride a bike on the streets of Manhattan with four-and-a-half inch heels. Is that fun... or a death wish? You tell me. I was in severe pain, and everyone was laughing at me. That was great. I like when people laugh at me when I'm in pain.

I can't speak for everyone, but the kind of comedy that makes me laugh are the ones that kind of make me cringe, and kind of make me look inside my own fears, my own anxieties.

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead.

Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

I have an accident about every two years, and one day it won't be an accident!

Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that’s true or not. If I survive, we’ll know it’s not. If I die…well, it’ll suck. Bad. And I won’t be happy. (Asmodeus)

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

There's a buzz to failing and not dying.

It takes a lot of doing to die.

Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?