We have to live like people in a web of knives, we mustn't reach out our hands or we get them gashed.
Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?
Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.
I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old.
Accosting somebody in public can be regrettable. Accosting a gangster can be hazardous.
It's a bomb. I've already called law enforcement. Let's get out of here.
I have a very hard time picturing myself in a room with some type of goo oozing out of an air vent and killing me; that doesn't really scare me because I don't think that's going to happen to me.
I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously?
What happens if a drone falls right next to her?
By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion.
Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.
Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch.
It's okay for someone to chase me and then try to cut me off so I ram my car into a tree . . . I mean, I know this guy was trying to do his job, but his "job" almost landed me half-dead.
