Jessica Hahn Quotes

I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!

When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites; instead it fragments.

The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.

If your woman is asleep every time you get home, she's just really tired. Of you.

Let us be honest with each other. The threat to marriage is not the gays. It is a lack of loving commitment - whether it is found in the form of neglect, indifference, cruelty or adultery, to name just a few manifestations of the loveless desert in which too many marriages come to grief.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.

I think men are mainly unfaithful because as they get older, they feel the urge to prove to themselves that they are still attractive. They need proof from outside the marriage. It's really sad. It's all about them. It's not about their wives at all.

90% of the divorces are initiated by women. That is really odd. Why? What's going on? What's the great discontent at the heart of it?

I've got a string of disastrous relationships behind me. I don't think I'm an easy person to live with.

I've been married four times and caused a great deal of hurt and upset around me.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

One fool at least in every married couple.

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

I was in relationship with a guy who was much older than me - either he was past his prime and I was coming into mine. There was nothing I could do to keep his attention.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

It was not a healthy marriage for long time. It was never about another man, it was about what my and Dennis's relationship could not sustain.

I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me; it's something I'm doing.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither would take the garbage out.