There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
I can't fathom writers married to writers and musicians married to musicians. There's your enemy in bed beside you.
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.
When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.
I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.
It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.
My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!'
Man, it's hell to have a wife who thinks she can sing, and she can't.
NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.
My husband makes me stay totally quiet in movies because otherwise it's [five minutes in] and I go, "Oh, so-and-so did it," and he's like, "OK, I haven't even finished my popcorn and you ruined it for me."
My husband wanted me to be a typical socialite. We never agreed on anything, so finally we decided it wasn't going to work.
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
