David Levithan Quotes

I had to learn how to dress and create an optical illusion where you're more slender.

Sexy? Me? I'm too shy.

I'm not a witch, I just like Halloween, and I thought that blondes look skinnier in black.

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

I've got a perfect body, 'cause my eyelashes catch my sweat

Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't think he'd welcome the news that this year, bellies are being worn inside the trousers.

I'm probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny's waitress with smoker's-lung-black humor than a ghost hunter.

Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

It is almost as stupid to let your clothes betray that you know you are ugly as to have them proclaim that you think you are beautiful.

I think you need to be able to see a lot of negative in things in order to extract material, so there's probably something to that. A lot of the people I used to work with were very, very, very unfunny offstage, so that's a pretty common thing.

Black is the most slimming of all Colors. It is the most flattering. You can wear black at any Time. You can wear it at any age. You can wear it for almost any occasion. I could write a book about black.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Cold sober, I find myself absolutely fascinating.

When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'

Am I a good example? Well, at least I'm not too thin. I eat.

I'm not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!

I'm always happy. I've just got a mean face.

I've always been cool, basically. I was cool in utero.

I am in perfect health, and hear it said I look better than ever I did in my life, which is one of those lies one is always glad to hear.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I never met a soul in this world as normal as me.