Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I'm never gonna get it, but I always wanted a tattoo that says: 'This is my tattoo.'

Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables

Right," I scoffed, "Alpha Yam Ergo." Adrian nodded solemnly. "A very old and prestigious society." "I've never heard of them," said the girl who'd claimed the first shirt. "They don't let many people in," he said. In white paint, he wrote his fake fraternity's initials: AYE. "Isn't that what pirates say?" asked one of the girls. "Well, the Alpha Yams have nautical origins," he explained. To my horror he began painting a pirate skeleton riding a motorcycle. "Oh, no," I groaned. "Not the tattoo." "It's our logo," he said.

I have over 35 tattoos.

I have one. I may get another during the off-season, I might get my son's name but I'm not sure yet. The one I have is my Hebrew name, which I share with my grandfather, and it's not the best tattoo.

I think when tattoos are new and colorful, they look bad. But they look better the older and more bleached out they become.

I've managed to avoid tattoos so far.

The one in the movie is not real, but my Casper tattoo is real, and it is my only one.

I love tattoos.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

I like tattoos. I'm gonna be covered. I'm not going to touch my face or under the chin on the neck: it's my least favorite place.

It's quite amazing how tattoos in general have been more and more accepted.

I just don't want to get a tattoo just to have a tattoo.

I have a freaking tattoo of Bulgaria on my shoulder. I'm proud of it.

I don't have tattoos other than lines.

Get whatever tattoos you want, just make sure they mean something at least.

I don't got no regrets with any of my tats.

I did not always know I was gonna get tattoos.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He's a she," Mom said. "Is she hot? Cause I'm still young, you know. My sexual identity isnt fully formed." "Your father can't hear you anymore, Maya." Mom sighed.

I don't like tattoos because tattoos are forever.

I have 'Very Rare' tatted on my face.

I like to do meaningful tattoos and it's for myself and not the world. My tattoos are private.

I have over seventy tattoos.