Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes


I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time getting that connected. I can actually sleep with her in my arms - spoons position, right? Women smile, they love the spoons. Men would rather fork.


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Fitzsimmons, Greg. Stand-up performance.

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Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons
  • Born: April 5, 1966
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Gregory Sebastian Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer and radio host. He hosted The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Howard 101 until December 2018.