Ernest Cline Quotes

My agent tells me I am drawing the largest salary ever paid in the halls of England. Wonderful, isn't it? for a quiet, rural gardener like myself.

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I'm a goody-goody. I'm the person who sits in the back row, makes fun of the teacher, and secretly does the extra-credit work.

I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.

Amongst my friends, I am known as the most cynical person they know - I'm incredibly cynical. I don't believe in God, I don't believe in the supernatural, I don't believe in anything! And I'm terribly cynical, and somehow or other, all three of my films and much of my television work has been rather sentimental, and 'heartwarming'.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

I would do away with Education, Commerce, and let's see - the third one I can't. I can't. Oops.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

My education was interrupted only by my schooling.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

I began my education at a very early age; in fact, right after I left college.

Mom, thanks for letting me drop out of high school. Haha!

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

I would not educate Donald trump. He is a very educated man.

Certainly the principal has to be bald. Certainly the school counselor has to be bald. And the driver's ed teacher. And maybe the wood-shop teacher. Mine was.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

She blinded me with science and failed me in geometry.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.