Henny Youngman Quotes


I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.


Citations

Youngman, Henny. Take My Wife... Please!. Putnam, 1973.

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Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
  • Born: March 16, 1906
  • Died: February 24, 1998
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".