Henny Youngman Quotes
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Citations
Youngman, Henny. Take My Wife... Please!. Putnam, 1973.
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".