Jamie Dimon Quotes

When someone says, 'Shut up, farmer,' it hurts. It's difficult to explain, but it hurts.

I've enjoyed programming on NPR, but 'we're broke' and therefore all spending must be reduced.

The way to cut the military budget is to go to the commanding officer of each military facility and tell him he will get another star if he cuts his budget, and we will be trampled in the stampede to save money.

I was called fool's gold. That's what I was called in the draft combine. That's how I remember it. I took it personal.

I know of no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception.

No offence Mitch, but you look like s*****." "I feel like s****

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.

If I ran the Grammys, it would probably go bankrupt.

For me the best way to increase society's resistance to insulting or offensive speech is to allow a lot more of it. As with childhood diseases, you can better resist those germs to which you have been exposed. We need to build our immunity to taking offense so that we can deal with the issue that perfectly justified criticism can raise. Our priority should be to deal with the message not the messenger.

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

You're hideous, you know that, right?

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start to believe it.

Insults sting but a little when they stem from a man's ignorance.

I like the concept of the penny plan - not for the military because the military we have to build up. But we can save probably in many case more than a penny if you look at it. I mean, the penny plan is a pretty good plan, and it's a pretty simple plan.

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

What you call austerity is what I might call efficiency.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive

Someone on the internet referred to me as 'that horrible little man who's replacing Rob Lowe', which is hurtful, because I think of myself as a delightful little man.

J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.

Today we care about budgets more than anything. Our American future hangs on the ability of government to cut budget.