Keith Olbermann Quotes

To come and say about me that I'm destroying Israel, that I hate Israel, that's a bit insulting.

By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this: he’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?

Please feel free to take this personally.

Once a decade, once every eight years, Donald Trump finds some pretext to say I suck and that I'm bad.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

Everything that's said against me offends me, whether it's true or not.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

If I were to say you are crazy, what part of that would you find unacceptable?

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

I took it personal. I got slammed quite a bit.

Mrs. Hoover has offered to the South and to the nation an arrogant insult yesterday.

Mike Pence popped out of the womb furious that his mother had had sex.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.

(Howard) Dean is a raving nut bag...a raving, sinister, demagogic nutbag...I and a few other people saw that he should be destroyed.

You're hideous, you know that, right?

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

The fact that there are people who criticize me doesn't mean that people hate me.

My dad called me meat head dead from the neck up.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.