Jon Stewart Quotes
It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
Citations
"December 16, 2009." The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Comedy Central, 16 Dec. 2009.
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Jon Stewart is an American comedian, filmmaker, political commentator, and television host. He hosted The Daily Show, a satirical news program on Comedy Central, from 1999 to 2015.