Artie Lange Quotes

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

I was once a shameless, full-time dope fiend.

This diary is my kief, hashish and opium pipe. This is my drug and my vice.

Anyone taking heroin is thinking about taking heroin more than they're thinking about anything else. That's the general rule about most drugs.

Never get high on your own supply.

I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes on getting the next fix. I find caffeine easier to deal with.

Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is.

... franking junkies ...

It's very addictive having a hit.

Drugs shift the way that we think. So, yeah, the logical thing would be to get help, but that's not the way addicts operate, which is why it's really, really hard to get someone to understand that they need treatment.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Drugs feel great in the beginning and become a drag later on.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Every junkie, he thought, is a recording.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

Of all the tyrannies which have usurped power over humanity, few have been able to enslave the mind and body as imperiously as drug addiction.