Daniel Pfeiffer Quotes

Me a President? I would be a worse President than George W. Bush if such a thing is possible.

I have no more obligation to spin. When you’re in the White House, you spin.

I was asked to write a press briefing emphasizing the positive steps the administration had taken in the area and minimizing the negative ones. I was an Assistant to the President. I have done that for several Presidents. When you’re on the staff of the President of the United States you try and make things look as good as possible.

I would love to interview Sean Spicer.

As everyone knows, I have never been a fan of George Bush's presidency.

Donald Trump's more sophisticated defenders have long since mastered the art of pretending that the only thing that matters with his presidency is what it does, not what he says.

As press secretary, I spent countless hours defending the administration from the podium in the White House briefing room.

Each day of the Obama presidency seems to bring a new, perversely delicious irony.

Look, when you're the president, there's all kinds of things said about us. I mean, it's just the nature of the job.

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

What is wrong with George Bush? What is his problem?

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

First Lady sounds like the name of a race horse.

Misunderstanding is the great enemy of every White House press secretary.

He [Donald Trump] loves it. He thrives in it, and he is learning it every day.

President [Donald} Trump should stop tweeting and start leading.

Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head.

I've been making fun of Donald Trump - we all have - for 10 years, and just bringing up his name... I mean, even if you're supportive of Donald Trump, there's still a lot to make fun of.

I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

I hear that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics tonight. He's seeing how high the Mexican pole vaulters go.

Let's make Donald Trump explain his hair.

I've covered the White House and been yelled at by presidents.

Oh, man. I think if anybody deserves to be inducted into the Hall of Pain, it's Donald Trump.

There's no job that will humble you like the White House press secretary job.