Vince McMahon Quotes

You fly for hours and hours and hours over Africa to go from one place to another.

When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.

If you are someone's guest on a corporate jet, the most important thing to remember is not just to be on time, but to be early. If you hold up the departure of the jet by as much as 10 minutes, you may cause the plane to wait in line for another hour or two before obtaining new clearance.

For twenty years, not a week went by when I wasn't on a plane.

I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait at an airport, your flight's delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed.

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

One measure of twentieth-century time is the supersonic three and three-quarter hours it takes the Concorde to fly from New York to Paris, gate to gate. Other measures come with the waits on the expressways and the runways.

I don't have a visa for the U.S., and I don't want to apply for one. And I don't want to fly for that long.

I work every day. I was flying the other day. and I was like, where am I flying? I have no idea, I work so much.

'Twilight' has ruined me. When this is all over, flying internationally is going to be very hard for me. It is just not worth it to buy a first-class ticket, because of the cost.

I was the first in my family to board an airplane. I was the first in my family to get kicked off an airplane.

There's a bunch of places in the world I haven't been to, 'cause I can only be on a plane for a little bit. I'm like, 'How long is it to get there? Two days on a plane? What? No.'

When I go to the U.S., the flights are long, and they do affect the body clock, but they are worth it.

We are constantly traveling from one place to another, dealing with hotels, time zones, jet lag and all those things.

There is nothing worse after a long car journey than to have to go to meetings.

If you see someone on a plane with an eye mask, sleeping, that's probably me, because that's pretty much where I live.

Travelling doesn't stress me, since adequate 10-hour sleep post-travel is sufficient for me.

Sometimes I just think we're not meant to fly halfway around the world in a day. That some kind of mutation is going to happen.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you've been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice.

I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

The guy says, "When you work where I work, by the time you get home, it's late. You've got to have a bite to eat, watch a little TV, relax and get to bed. You can't sit up half the night planning, planning, planning." And he's the same guy who is behind on his car payment!