Stephen Colbert Quotes


It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.


Citations

Colbert, Stephen, et al. I Am America (And So Can You!). Grand Central Publishing, 2007.

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Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
  • Born: May 13, 1964
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He is best known for hosting the satirical Comedy Central program The Colbert Report from 2005 to 2014 and the CBS talk program The Late Show with Stephen Colbert beginning in September 2015.