Joan Rivers Quotes

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Sex does not exist for me at all. I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time. There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.

I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done [with dating around].

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.

Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I like spending time with my husband.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.

Yet, if the most frequent sex and apparently the best sex is that between married partners who are faithful to one another, is there not a hint that affection might be an important aspect of sex? Even love?

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Sex is... perfectly natural. It's something that's pleasurable. It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don't we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.

I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.

I am inspired by human sexuality. The act itself is mechanical and holds little interest to me.