Gary Chapman Quotes

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

Advice to persons about to marry - don't.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

We will often talk to Liz Smith about couples and relationships because she always has an inside track, too.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Better to separate than never to marry.

You should know the ins and outs [of the marriage]. So it was nice to see a little bit of background.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.

If you have the least doubt about it, do not marry.

If there was more courting in marriage, there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate. Today.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know how anybody makes it.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

I'm in love with love and totally believe in marriage, but that's not even on my radar right now. I am not putting energy into dating.

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.

Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course.