Bobby Heenan Quotes

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I think that most of my romance comes out in my music. And if you look at my track record of three ex-wives, maybe there's something to that.

I don't believe that human beings are necessarily monogamous.

I was in a marriage, and we didn't make it. So my hope is, through my music, I can help heal some relationships that may be headed in that direction.

I'm extremely fascinated by marriage. I want to study marriage. I want to learn about it. I want to know it. I want to figure out whether or not I want to do it. I'm not just going to leap into it, because that's not good for anybody.

I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.

I have a lot of skepticism about marriage and monogamy.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep trying until I get it right. I haven't given up on love or marriage.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Friendships and marriage are far more potent than financial conflicts.

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest.

I don't think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there.

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

Timing is everything with relationships.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts.

My first husband met me as a career woman, and the second did, too. I was lucky.