Christian Borle Quotes

Men, no matter what their promises, rarely leave their spouses... the louses.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

I have strayed from my marriage.

I never cheated, for the record, back when I was with you. But you believed in everything but me girl, I don't get you

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

When I think of the moment I knew that my marriage to Josiah would end, there were a few moments before I really, really knew. I probably knew, when I saw my ex-husband and his now wife - then colleague - having tea together in his office, that something was amiss.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

There may be a better one somewhere, but I haven't caught her at it.

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.

When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.

PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Well, if you're suspecting your lover is having an affair, it's definitely devastating. It's really a terrible, terrible feeling because you have no control.

And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.

My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

TV loves to bring in affairs - as soon as you have a relationship, let's screw it up.

If your husband's going to leave you for anyone, it might as well be Elizabeth Taylor.

Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.