Jimmy Buffett Quotes

I've seen too many sunrises, as far as the walk of shame, staying out too late doing very bad things.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn't do anything.

I can't stand the club scene.

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid.

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Candor and generosity, unless tempered by due moderation, leads to ruin.

I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much; the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death.

Nothing brings more pain than too much pleasure; nothing more bondage than too much liberty.

It used to take a day to get over the partying. But I don't party anymore. I don't miss it, either.

Some people never learn, no matter how much their heads hurt in the morning.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk in a bar or in a nightclub. But having said that, 9 in the morning on tour sober is immeasurably better than 9 a.m. on tour when you're hung over and feeling like death.

I've never been fascinated by the party lifestyle. Penciling in a night to get wasted is not something I want to do.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

My desires are foolish. The things I want are better kept to myself. The hand of silence is steady. The hard blade of silence is clean like night. The code is absolute. Silence is eternal and patient. Silence never makes a fool of itself like I have so many times.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light.

Of what delights are we deprived by our excesses!

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.