Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I was in the New Zealand army for like four years, the exact period of when it was on the air, so I never saw it.

And the one job my father knew of, that he'd had experience of himself, was the Army, so he could help me in that direction.

I come from a military family.

They didn't treat him right here. I know if I was him, I wouldn't come back.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

The players get no respect around here. They give you money, that's it, not respect. We get constantly dogged and players from other teams love to see that. That's why nobody wants to play here.

Wherever I go for the military, they always call me Lt. Dan. They just can't help it.

The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the most intrusive is invariably the person in the room who has no respect for you at all, and it's really all about them.

You've got to bring your A-game when you're in the same household as a military guy.

What is satire if not a marriage of civil disobedience to a laugh track, a potent brew of derision and lack of respect that acts as a nettle sting on the thin skin of the humourless?

When I put on my Marine cover, I'm a Marine, and I act accordingly.

The WB never treated us well, so we didn't expect a lot of farewell wishes and flowers or cards.

'Don't Kill My Vibe' was made in a writing session, by Martin Sjolie and I, after he'd asked me what I'd been thinking about lately. I started talking about this earlier writing session that was quite difficult. The song is about the feeling of not being respected as a person, and I think that's something that speaks to millennials.

There's an ocean of misunderstanding. It's called the civilian-military divide. I had a lot to learn about our military - who they are, what burdens they carry.

I hang around military guys and like it.

I spent 17 years in the Brazilian army.

People have no concept of boundaries.

Joey Porter is not one of the people I have respect for. His unprofessionalism is ridiculous.

People can smell a lack of respect from a mile away.

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

Not only the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Marines, everything is going away at a time when certainly we are at a top priority for making sure that doesn't happen. We're not respected to the extent we were and if we keep going like this, we won't be respected at all.

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.

Farewell Australia! You ... are too great and ambitious for affection, yet not great enough for respect. I leave your shores without sorrow or regret.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.