Michael Owen Bruce Quotes

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.

This night I hold an old accustomed feast, Whereto I have invited many a guest, Such as I love; and you among the store, One more, most welcome, makes my number more.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Sometimes it’s gin or sometimes it’s some champagne, and sometimes I go on stage with nothing at all. I’m turnt up, naturally.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

I should have drunk more Champagne.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Payday came and with it beer

Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint.

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people that I won't forget.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

And," Price adds, smiling, "if another round of Bellinis comes within a twenty-foot radius of our table we are going to set the maitre d' on fire. So you know, warn him.

One cannot have too large a party. A large party secures its own amusement.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

I drink to the general joy o’ the whole table." Macbeth

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.