Steve Martin Quotes

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.

Only betrayal can counter betrayal.

I have gold for my friends, and iron for my enemies

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,'Aubrey. I will avenge this scar and every scar you have put into my heart. -Risika(In The Forest Of The Night)

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

Betrayal betrays the betrayer.

I love to remember my enemies and I love to get my enemies. I had some enemies. I had people that really I helped a lot. And when I needed the help, in some cases, they were not there for me.

He’d pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand others…heads had rolled.

I loved you when you were unfaithful; what would I have done if you were true?

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.

Debt is not just a money thing. It's about owing and being owed. Money is just one thing you can exchange. You can exchange good deeds, you can exchange revenge, you can exchange murders.

I kissed him on the cheek and left to find Bobby Lee. Him, I trusted to be in the line of fire. But it was more than that: I wasn't sleeping with bobby Lee. I didn't love him. Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.

The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

Cheating love is just as real as un-cheating love.

If you cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your business partner.

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.

One girl was the inspiration for me singing 'Cry Me A River' on 'The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful.

If you imagine that everything is an exchange, then we're supposed to just transact and walk away. If we haven't walked away and we still have a relationship, it's because there's a debt.

A fist in the face is all you deserve from love you've misplaced.

And if the man who once upon a time had been a boy who promised he'd never fall in love with another girl as long as he lived kept his promise, it wasn't because he was stubborn or even loyal. He couldn't help it.

If you take, we will take back. Steal from us, and we will rob you blind. When you squeeze, we will hit. This is the way the world is made now.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.