Conan O'Brien Quotes

The gentle and insinuating manners of the female sex tend to soften the roughness of the other sex.

It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose their heads. I can't really understand the whole thing - but it makes me laugh. It's such a cliche to think all French girls are well dressed, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Some are utter slobs, I promise you that.

It's not a country of articulate people, sophisticated people. There's too little subtlety. Men and women don't enjoy each other very much in Australia. I don't find very many men sexy in Australia. Of course, I'm married and out of it, but still.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Who laughs less than feminists?

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

I think that the day you've figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you're no longer attracted to women. It's the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Men tend to be hierarchical, but women are driven to make lateral connections so they can cooperate.

Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one.

I would love to have seen a male-female relationship that had nothing to do with falling in love, I'd love to prove, even on TV - even if it's not true! - that men and women can be friends without any kind of involvement.

I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation.

You don't really see too many straight friendships between men and women on 'Mad Men.'

I'm basically different things to different people. If it's a guy, I'm-a probably have my guard up because it's a street rule that when men come around that I don't know, I just immediately throw shade on them. But I don't associate with fellas all that much; if it's a girl - a beautiful girl - I be nice.

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.

The antagonisms between men and women express themselves in the most delicate phase of their life together - in their sexual relationship.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

I love female company. I love men, but women are different.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?