Katharine Whitehorn Quotes

Hell is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

Jews, Christians, and Muslims all profess belief in immortality, but the veneration paid to the first century of life is proof that they truly believe only in those hundred years, for they destine all the rest, throughout eternity, to rewarding or punishing what one did when alive.

This life is the only hell believers will ever know. But for those who die in their sins, this is their only heaven.

Belief in heaven and hell is a big deal in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, and some forms of doctrinaire Buddhism. For the rest of us it's simply meaningless. We don't live in order to die, we live in order to live.

Heaven is real and hell is real, and eternity is but a breath away.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

May Heaven exist, even if my place is Hell.

I never thought about heaven per se. I think when you're dead, you're dead. If anything happens after that, you just hope you don't go to hell.

If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix.

Religion has convinced us that there's something else entirely other than concerns about suffering. There's concerns about what God wants, there's concerns about what's going to happen in the afterlife.

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

At the day of judgment we shall all meet again.

All that seems earth is hell or heaven.

According to the men of the world, few are going to hell; According to the Bible, few are going to heaven.

I want to believe there's a heaven. But I can't not believe there's a hell.

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.

There is a world above, Where parting is unknown; A whole eternity of love, Form'd for the good alone; And faith beholds the dying here Translated to that happier sphere.

For Christians this present life is the closest they will come to Hell. For unbelievers, it is the closest they will come to Heaven.

Is heaven a hope or as real as the earth and sky?

Heaven is not as narrowly literal-minded as hell.

Earth is a in-between world touched by both Heaven and Hell. Earth leads directly into Heaven or directly into Hell, affording a choice between the two. The best of life on Earth is a glimpse of Heaven; the worst of life is a glimpse of Hell.