Faith Salie Quotes

Nothing you could do would make me mad. You're a complete official failure.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. "Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.

Ah, mother! How do you do?' said he, giving her a hearty shake of the hand; 'Where did you get that quiz of a hat? It makes you look like an old witch...' On his two younger sisters he then bestowed an equal portion of his fraternal tenderness, for he asked each of them how they did, and observed that they both looked very ugly.

Mockery is often the result of a poverty of wit.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.

Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd like to know. You weren't there to gloat were you? No I guess you weren't.

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife.

But they're laughing at you. They're not laughing with you.

After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. - Saphira

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Hatori: "You won't get very far if you try to threaten me in THAT outfit." Yuki: "Thank you. So much.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

I'd suggest putting your head between your knees, but I think that's physically impossible for you at the moment.

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?