Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

Pastor is a driver who doesn't respect other drivers.

I've been a pretty impatient driver my entire life.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

In India, there are real consequences to inattention; drivers who jeopardize pedestrians can be lynched on the spot.

Many of us who have cars have felt some form of extreme anger at other drivers because we feel they have put us in harm's way. We might even envision ramming their cars or cutting them off in return, but do we actually do it? No, because the overwhelming majority of us never want to take another human life.

Generally speaking, rural drivers are a much better behaved species than city drivers. I'm not sure whether they're intrinsically this way, or there are just fewer opportunities for them to do behave badly. You can't go around running red lights if there aren't any red lights to run.

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

It might just be me, but it's tough when you get drivers that don't stay where they should be.

My least favorite thing about New York is probably the traffic. I hate it. The people are such aggressive drivers here, they're horrible.

I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'

I don't like a lot of drama on the road - I don't like prima donnas.

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

People who drive slow in the left lane on the highway! Are you kidding me? Don't you see everybody passing you, honking and flipping you off? It's not because everyone else is crazy, it's because you're driving slow in the fast lane, you jerk! OMG! It makes me crazy!

My husband will tell you to run for the hills if you see me behind the wheel.

Sometimes motorists do irrational things.

I drive relatively fast - within the remits of the law, obviously - but I struggle with people who do stupid things on the road. I have a massive urge to shout expletives at them.

Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

I'm a fast driver.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

I've stopped racing to get to the red light.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.