Unsafe Driving Practices Quotes

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.

Look, if you're driving down the highway at 120 miles an hour, I'd rather be behind the wheel than in the backseat.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

People try to function in the real world - the analog world - while they're texting in the digital world, and they run into the car in front of them. It doesn't work to be in both.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

It's true that I've driven through a number of red lights on occasion, but on the other hand, I've stopped at a lot of green ones but never gotten credit for it.

I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

I always drive like a madman.

It is never easy to play "chicken" when you face a driver alone in his car while you have passengers in the front and back seats who tend to grab for the steering wheel whenever a collision appears imminent.