Vincent Bugliosi Quotes

You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient.

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.

I pass my days in a state of exasperation. First, with the fools who do not want any of the things that ought to be done, and second, with the equally obnoxious fools who insist upon so much that they cannot get anything done.

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

The world is so full of simpletons and madmen, that one need not seek them in a madhouse.

Jeez, someone needs to push the reset button on this planet.

And if there is no lining to the world? If a thrush on a branch is not a sign, But just a thrush on the branch? If night and day Make no sense following each other?

What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?

I really don't like conference calls to be honest. It's always something that bloody happens with a conference call - universally never works out.

So anybody with any bit of intelligence has got to be pissed off because if they see how things are in the world they're not going to be happy with it.

A curse on this game. How can you stick at a game when the rules keep on changing? I shall call myself Alice and play croquet with the flamingos. In Wonderland everyone cheats and love is Wonderland, isn't it?

Make sense who may. I switch off.

Perfect nonsense goes on in the world. Sometimes there is no plausibility at all

The world is full of religion, and full of misery and crime.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.

I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.

There are people you do not want to upset in the world - the politically disenfranchized who feel they have nothing to lose, those who feel that the time has come for revolution ... then out on the edges beyond any of those are science fiction fans whose favorite show has been canceled in an untimely way.