Shawn Crahan Quotes

As for the calumnies, the insults, the angry cries outside, let them go on building up—no matter what height they reach, it will still fall short of my contempt.

Impudence is the worst of all human diseases.

A little disdain is not amiss; a little scorn is alluring.

It is horrid to smirk.

I am shocking, impertinent and insolent that's how it is.

The mouthier I got, the more I'd be celebrated.

So reports of my madness, as they say, were greatly exaggerated. Not that I give a bugger either way.

Tell them that the Americans and Californians are not worth a cigar. They can't fight and are cowards. Tell them I have a good stronghold here with 2,000 armed men and they can't get me out of here for three years to come. Tell them also that I have plenty of money, horses, mares, sheep, etc. and tell them to come on!

You are a daft race. Begone!

Go ahead, make my day!

I know how to make myself very, very cocky and annoying. That's my character. I enjoy doing it. People hate it. But I don't mind it when people hate it.

I'm not scared to fight anyone, I'll call anyone out.

Contempt is a dangerous emotion, luring us into believing that we understand more than we do. Contempt causes us to jeer rather than speak, to poke at rather than touch.

So what do you think you're Elvis or something, whatever that don't impress me.

I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.

You have to be a bit mad and conceited to go on television.

If anybody wants to fight me they know where to find me. I'm not a hard guy to find. Come get some.

I'd fight anybody. People are turning me down and I know that for a fact.

I don't have no shame.

A lot of elders don't really like me in music because they just think I'm a little cheeky prick and I'm arrogant. I'm definitely cheeky, I'm definitely a prick and I'm definitely arrogant.

Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue.

The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss.

Ridicule may be the evidence of with or bitterness and may gratify a little mind, or an ungenerous temper, but it is no test of reason or truth.

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?