Nikki Glaser Quotes

I'll be on Tinder until the day I die.

I sat down once with the application for Match.com and started to laugh. I couldn't even get past the first page. And that's a very good site!

I've never been on a dating app, so I don't really know the difference between swiping left or right, LOL.

Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind.

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

I'd like to date, but I'm not really in a position to meet girls.

If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.

In the age of social media and dating apps, so many people are able to hide behind their Instagram page or their Raya page or Facebook. And it's like, 'Let's set something up! I want to meet face-to-face.' And 'Take Me' was about, 'Are you going to take me out? Do I have to be the first person to make the move?'

Tinder's fascinating to me. I wish it was around when I was single and not on television because I can't imagine doing it when you're on TV.

I tried to use Tinder. It didn't work.

I don't hate dating people, but I'm not on social media or anything.

I never went online when I was single, aside from flirting with people on MySpace when that was relevant.

I have a Tinder account. Now I've done Bumble, and I've tried this other one, and the way I justified it is that... because I'm on TV, I shouldn't be eliminated from participating in what's going on in the world. But people are always like, 'I can't believe you're on a dating app!'

I'm on all the apps: Tinder, Grindr, Bumble, Scruff. I have no shame about that.

I don't seek out love or relationships, just because my schedule is crazy.

I would swipe right for Varun Dhawan, and he knows that!

I met my husband through an app that talks to social-networking sites, and that's how we were sort of suggested to each other, and it turned out to be a great match.

I actually don't think about Tinder.

But yeah, so many people are just not very genuine online. I caught myself looking for my ex, and a lot of these people that I would swipe right on, I'm meeting them in real life and they're just not that guy at all.

I am not against people finding people to date on social media. That's the way it goes now.

Driverless pods could have people who want to watch the same movie. Or there could be Tinder pods.

Women will always control the experience on Bumble.

It's a bit harder being on TV. I would be open to finding dates through Facebook or Instagram though, does that count? I do love flicking through profiles on my friend's dating apps though!

Since I became more confident, I've thought, 'Right, let me get myself on the market'. So I joined Tinder and Chappie, and it was funny because, at first, the sites thought I was an imposter.

I'm not waiting for Mr Right. I'd be open to dating, but I'm happy not. I'm not on Tinder or anything.