Gordon Getty Quotes

I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.

I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

I never call myself a singer, ever. I never will. I've always been really embarrassed about my voice. I've never been confident about it. I think it's a little bit better now than when I first started. There are people I admire who are genuinely brilliant singers and I know the difference between what they can do and what I can do.

I'm not really a pick-up-line guy. I don't know what I do.

I really like singing, although I'm embarrassed about doing it.

My forte is awkwardness.

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in.

I'm a terrible singer, but I'm not shy about it. I'm shy about dancing.

My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai Ambani... may I talk to Nita?' I said, 'It's a wrong number' and put down the phone. Then he called again... and I said, 'If you're Dhirubhai Ambani, then I'm Elizabeth Taylor.'

I have a pretty lousy voice.

I started out really into musical theater. So you can imagine I was super popular. I wasn't awkward looking at all.

I was president of the show choir, I was kind of a geek, whatever.

I've just got a really bad smile. I go for the scowl instead.

I'm definitely not a song-and-dance guy, and if you've ever heard me sing, you would understand that, 'No, maybe that's not your thing.'

I have a very nice voice.

Apart from the occasional bit of dad dancing, I really can't dance.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

I don't lie to you," Alan said. "I lie WITH you." Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing. Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh.

When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

I've been awkward forever. I have really low expectations for myself. When I do perform to some sort of social standard, I leave feeling really comfortable. I'm either so awkward that I look retarded or I'm so awkward that everyone else feels retarded.

I wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don't worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you'll be able to make this into an episode of TV.

He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren't bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.