Bo Burnham Quotes

Paul Rudd has a very specific brand of humor.

Obama isn't funny.

I really, really love stand-up.

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal... I love relatable humor.

Doug Stanhope is great - I saw his 'Burning the Bridge to Nowhere' show and it was inspiring. He's like an anti-shaman, taking the sting out of a bunch of things we've chosen to give a symbolic power to. I've made it sound noble and worthy there, it's not, it's really funny.

Comedy is very effortless.

I love Brody Stevens. He's one of my favorite stand-ups.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of material and the crowds love him. Bottom line, Jesse Joyce is a great comedian.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.

Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever.

I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."