Chris Rock Quotes

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life. I also want to do it on an intelligent level. I want to kill the clown but I also want to preserve the comedian.

I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up.

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

When you're with Chris Wylde, there's never not laughter.

I'm definitely a joker.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

Larry David makes me laugh.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.

Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.

I've got a great sense of humor.

Matt Braunger really makes me laugh; I like that guy a lot.

Larry David just makes me laugh.

Colin Cunningham just cracks me up.

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

Sarah Silverman makes me laugh out loud every time I see her.

Mary Holland is really funny.

My gift is to be funny.

I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.