Jeff Dunham Quotes

I am interested in computers and technology, and art, photography, and design.

I'm just a little artsy-fartsy computer dude.

I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn't in show business, I'd have pocket protectors growing out of my chest. I do everything on it. It's kinda sick.

Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh.

The computer offers another kind of creativity. You cannot ignore the creativity that computer technology can bring. But you need to be able to move between those two different worlds.

I'm a computer nerd. I'm behind my computer, like, 12 hours a day making new music.

Learning to program has no more to do with designing interactive software than learning to touch type has to do with writing poetry

If people want to code, and they want to be entrepreneurs, there's opportunities for them to do that.

I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too.

Technology requires knowledge and expertise more than it requires money.

I just think there's a general interest in the world of computers.

We can't defend French culture without a [computer] software industry.

All the farmers in this area have electricity, even in their barns. There have been times where the writing of a book is just as important as the milking of a cow.

I'm not afraid of code. I mean, I understand how these things work. I thought that that was the one area where Estonia was playing on a level playing field.

I'm a tech-head. I've been a tech-head since '84, man.

I feel like I've forcefully been thrust into the tech world, and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

The short version is I'm just a total Apple fanboy. I started programming Apples in seventh grade.

I started programming Apples in seventh grade.

I just grew up liking computers and stuff like that. Mainly cool stuff, like video games.

I'm a geek. A techie geek.

At MIT, mostly what I did was documentation. I sort of read things. Wrote some descriptions of various aspects of the file system. Did not really do very much programming at all. At least on Multics.

The only thing I understand deeply, because in my teens I was thinking about it, and every year of my life, is software. So I'll never be hands-on on anything except software.

I don't come from this technology world.

Coding - everyone thinks it's a superpower. And so when you feel like, 'I've learned how to code,' and you say to your mom or the girl sitting next to you, 'I know how that app is built, I know the logic behind how that was created' - that's powerful.

I had never seen a computer when I went to college.