Chris Gethard Quotes

I am attracted to dumb people.

I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.

I'm a country bumpkin. I'm not a showgirl.

When they thought of me, they always remembered the vacuous Billie Dawn. It was as simple as that.

The characters I usually get offered are described as 'none too bright' or 'funny but a little air-brained.'

There are ignorant individuals in every city.

Earnest people are always a bit on the thick side in my experience.

Many of us are quite stupid.

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.

Innocence is ignorance.

I was a very naive young man, and I may still be ignorant about a lot of things.

I come armed with a really good ignorance. I don't strive toward ignorance. I come by it naturally.

My dominant feeling every day is one of great ignorance.

I'm not known for my intellectual range and tricks have been played on me.

I am not too intelligent.

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

You'll find that no pride is greater than the pride that comes with being thick. Britain is filled with people who are really proud of their stupidity.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Do not they bring it to pass by knowing that they know nothing at all?

I have a big problem with people who glamorize dumbness and demonize education and intellect. And I'm giving a pretty good description of Sarah Palin right now.

I've always found it funny in life when you meet people who are incredibly stupid and incredibly confident at the same time. Actually, there is nothing funnier. I mean, Donald Trump is a perfect example: he's essentially a seven-year-old on a podium.

I am proud of my immaturity and political inexperience.

I may be a bit innocent but I don't think I am that dumb.