Chris Rock Quotes

I'm a very good clearer-upper!

I'm actually really good at vacuuming, and I don't even mind it so much. I hate dusting with a passion, and I am not a fan of tidying up, but vacuuming I can do. And mopping floors: I'm not bad at that, either.

I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.

There's no getting away from it: you have to clean.

We keep our house very clean. Lint rollers and vacuum cleaners.

We keep the house really clean. Organized and neat is better for me.

I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean it twice a week, but let's just say that, in between times, maybe it's not quite so clean.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I'm a cleaner, a put-er away-er, an organizer of things.

I am a bit of a domestic goddess to be honest. I am a clean freak so I love doing the hoovering and the cleaning.

I love to clean. I love to cook.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

I make things complicated for myself and chaotic, so I feel unsettled, and then the challenge is to make something structured and complete emerge from that.

If chaos is a necessary step in the organization of one's universe, then I was well on my way.

It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around.

And I, stepping from this skin Of old bandages, boredoms, old faces Step to you from the black car of Lethe, Pure as a baby.

There is great value in disaster. All our mistakes are burned up. Thank God we can start a new.

Nothing can be surprising any more or impossible or miraculous, now that Zeus, father of the Olympians has made night out of noonday, hiding the bright sunlight, and... fear has come upon mankind. After this, men can believe anything, expect anything. Don't any of you be surprised in future if land beasts change places with dolphins and go to live in their salty pastures, and get to like the sounding waves of the sea more than the land, while the dolphins prefer the mountains.

If it is not a mess, it is not progress.