Joe Rogan Quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.

When I talk of the purpose of life, I am thinking not only of human life, but of all life on Earth and of the life which must exist upon other planets throughout the universe.

So much of existence is so boring. To have little moments of stupidity is always welcome.

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.

Life is dramatic and comedic at times. Sometimes in the most dramatic situations, there is comedy. And good comedy comes from a sense of reality.

It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is lived for better or worse in life, and to a man in life, his life can be no more absurd than it can be the opposite of absurd, whatever that opposite may be.

The greatest mystery of existence is existence itself.

If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.

I'll go out at night and look up at the stars and think, 'How ridiculously inconsequential I am in the scheme of things.'

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition.

There's always something bigger than you.

When you really break it down to the way the world works, we're all little humans floating on a gas ball in the middle of space. That's the reality of our situation. And we've created these concepts and constructs that move us away from that.

We are not significant on the cosmic scale.

Rocks are space, and space is illusion.

The choice is: the Universe...or nothing.

Everything exists, everything is true and the earth is just a bit of dust beneath our feet.

The universe does not care what we want.

Every star has been set in the sky. We mistakenly think they were put there for us.

When you consider things like the stars, our affairs don't seem to matter very much, do they?

Let man reawake and consider what he is compared with the reality of things; regard himself lost in this remote corner of Nature; and from the tiny cell where he lodges, to wit the Universe, weigh at their true worth earth, kingdoms, towns, himself. What is a man face to face with infinity?

Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.

I've nothing against eye make-up and lipstick. But the fact is that we’re actually living on a planet in space. For me that’s an extraordinary thought. It’s mind-boggling just to think about the existence of space at all. But there are girls who can’t see the universe for eye liner.

Since the Renaissance, people have had to get used to living their life on a random planet in the vast galaxy.