Harold Ross Quotes

My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty.

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

For me, the most attractive thing in a man is the ability to make me laugh.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

'Harvey' continues to be both a charming and hilarious play.

Humor works, and it's the best way to get attention without spending a lot of money.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

Bo Schembechler was the best after-dinner speaker I ever heard. He'd even have the old boys in the back of the room snorting and jumping up and down.

Being able to make people laugh is a powerful tool.

Jessie J's a funny, funny woman. What she does is she reels you in.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way.

I'm good at being funny.

I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

Tom is the most eccentric person I have ever worked with. We get on very well and I am most impressed with how he can hold an audience in the palm of his hand.

Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Wittiness turns me on more than anything else.