David Lloyd Quotes

With all due respect, if you’re forty-three, then I’m a fetus.

I like the look of all-rounder Ben Stokes. I usually have no interest in comparing new players with myself, but there are some interesting parallels here.

Miracle me no miracles.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

You cannot be serious!

It's hard to believe that you're really here, so I just pretend that you're not here.

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.

Nobody wanted to believe Jack Ma.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

I believe in nothing.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off.

It is only a step from the sublime to the ridiculous.

The occult - what do you mean, Jesus? That's occult to me. It's so far-fetched, it's ridiculous.

A good boxing competition gives one the sight of fine men in their prime, trained to the ounce, showing the highest skill, pluck and endurance in carrying out their attack and defence under strict rules of fair play and good temper.

If I hadn't have been good enough at football, I'd have been a sports journalist - which is what I do now anyway. Or a cricketer. I might have been a cricketer.

Such crazy things happen on daytime TV; if you were to take a specific scene out of context, it can sound so far-fetched that you start laughing at the material... and that can take you out of watching the performance.

I can do my job with the best of my peers in the National Football League.

Greg Anthony's a good player.

The idea of saying 'the handsome Pete Holmes' is preposterous.

I like a match that shows strength, stamina, scientific technique.

Since I've lived in Barcelona, I've played a bit of padel, so maybe I'll become World Champion at that - joking, of course!

Steve Smith is a marvelous player.

Sneering springs out of the wish to deny; and wretched must that state of mind be that wishes to take refuge in doubt.

When in doubt, be ridiculous.