Eric Andre Quotes

True wit has a grave intention.

I love smart comedy.

Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

The quality of wit inspires more admiration than confidence

The more you know, the more you can make fun of

One cannot say he wanted wit, but rather that he was frugal of it.

Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

After wisdom comes wit.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.

Banter is often a proof of want of intelligence.

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.

The wittiest authors evoke a barely perceptible smile.

It was fun to be clever.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

It is having in some measure a sort of wit to know how to use the wit of others.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

One should have wit, but not wish to have it; otherwise there will be witticism, the Alexandrian style of wit.

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.

Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left. ALGERNON: We have. JACK: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about? ALGERNON: The fools? Oh! about the clever people of course. JACK: What fools.

[S]ince brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.

Those who object to wit are envious of it.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don't get it.