Maya Angelou Quotes

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I see this fella built like a barn door... and there's all these fox hunters, who didn't like me, screaming and shouting and as I walked past him I looked at him and he hit me with something.

I'm not a gangster, I'm not a thug.. I'm just me and if I feel like someone is trying to hurt me.. yeah I'm gonna hurt 'em.. if you come and you ain't coming right I'm gonna blow your head off.

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

Maura whirled towards Blue. "Blue, if you ever see that man again, you just walk the other way." "No," Calla corrected. "Kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

I’ll whip his ass!

I have one way of fighting: I'm going to come after you, put hands on you, and knock you out.

I'm not stupid. After you just punch me, I'm not gonna be like, 'Alright, let me do that again.'

I want the pitcher to know he can't take a pitch off, or I'm going to damage him.

If I catch Corey Graves on the street, I'm gonna do something to him. I ain't gonna do it at the office or the airport, but if I catch Corey Graves on the street, you see that little bouffant hairdo he got? I'm gonna rearrange it for him.

I do not want to get hit in the face for real. I'll get mad.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

If a felon attacks you and lives, he will reasonably conclude that he can do it again. By submitting to him, you not only imperil your own life, but you jeopardize the lives of others.

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

I'll always try to go the safest route, but once someone strikes you or puts their hands on you then it's on, at least for me.

Don't you ever touch me. Don't ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead.

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.