Margaret Cho Quotes

I'm single and looking and failing miserably. I'm keeping my options open.

I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

I've never looked for women. When I was a teenager, perhaps.

I love going on dates and talking.

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.

I love having boyfriends. I love dating. I do not want a husband in my house.

Dating has never been something I've done. It's never been a part of my life.

They're just talking. They're flirting kind of like they're strangers, but at the same time they also seem to know each other really well. I don't get it." "So they're taking it slow. What's wrong with that?" Bill asked. "Kids today, they just want things to go fast-- boom boom BOOM.

Everyone loves a love story, and everyone wants to know who's getting on with who, it's what makes the world go round.

When I met Jo Wilder, I fell crazy in love and never thought about homosexuality. And I thought, 'Well, this is what I'm supposed to be doing. This is life.'

No relationship. I'm not looking for one, either. I've tried it, but it's harder than it seems.

Jon has always been the romantic. He started dating before I did. I was more awkward and nervous in front of girls in high school.

My father is gay.

I date, don't get me wrong. I'm not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want to find someone to share my life with.

I started dating at 16.

Aine plays a huge part in everything I do. We didn't study together; we didn't really have mutual friends, except for one, who had a party, and we both went to it. We met there and sat together for a long time just talking. We liked each other, and we were both trying to show that to one another, but nothing was happening.

Sometimes men tend to get a little shy, so if the woman wants to make the first move, go ahead!

You can't get girls if you can't speak to them.

I love my gay brothers. I love my lesbian sisters. I love my transvestite, my gender-bending folk. For me, it's a matter of embracing their humanity, allowing them to choose in such a way that they are in the driver's seat regarding their lives.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

You have a steady fella?” Sam asked after a bit. “No fella can hold me for long.” Sam gave her a sideways glance. “That a challenge?” “No. A statement of fact.

I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men.

The reason why lovers are never bored together is that they are always talking of themselves.

Before a man's forty, girls cost nothing. After that you have to pay money, or tell a story. Of the two, it's the story that hurts most. Anyway I'm not forty yet.