Andy Samberg Quotes

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

I used to feel so shy speaking to girls. It was even worse when they were around their crew because they would diss me.

I don't go to the mall a lot 'cause girls scream and run at me, and I get shy.

Sometimes I don't want to stand around a room full of strangers, chitchatting about nothing, so I'll come late to a party - and leave early. Though now that I'm saying this in a magazine, I'll probably never be invited to another one.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

I hate it when people come up to me when I'm eating.

I still get weirded out when people recognise me.

I don't like parties. There was never a party I was at where I didn't wish I was somewhere else.

People are starting to recognize me, and it can be hard because I'm a really nice person, and people will ask me uncomfortable questions like they know me, and I'm just like, 'Umm... can I walk away now?'

I dread handshakes. I've got some problems with my hands, and everywhere I go, people want to impress me with their grip. To make it worse, now women are coming up with that firm shake. So I'll say, 'Gimme five!' If a boy wants a handshake, I'll just give him a hug.

I don't actually like dates. I get awkward as I never know what to do.

I was always 'foot-in-mouth-Mia.'

It's awkward going to parties with people you don't know, especially when they think they know you.

The thing that is uncomfortable is when people kind of stare for a long time and point. That gets weird. I'd much prefer someone to come up to me and say something.

One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.

You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!

The commercial flight thing, it just gets a little weird when you're standing in line and suddenly you're not just a guy standing in line anymore - you become sort of 'novelty boy.'

I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.

For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.

I still get very uncomfortable and flushed on the street if somebody recognizes me or stops me. I don't know what to say. It's uncomfortable and strange.

The scariest thing about reality TV is having all new characters that you have to be introduced to.

We were at this point of recognisability where we couldn't even walk around anymore... I was really socially anxious and strange.

You can't buy your privacy back. Because I was already doing OK, and to have this abstract amount of money now, I cannot buy my privacy back.

I was once sitting on a tube, and someone was playing my song so loudly through their ear phones next to me. I just stayed silent and chuckled to myself.

I find it funny to look at people who are people-watching, and, don't get me wrong, I like to people-watch, too. But it's an interesting thing when people on the street just stop and ask you, 'Are you Coco? Can I take a photo of you?'