Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

I don't think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there.

Although I wrote a book about infidelity around the world, I ended up concluding that fidelity is quite a good idea.

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Love and marriage are wonderful arenas in which to place a character. We are most likely to risk our morals and beliefs while in love. Betrayal gives tremendous insights into a character as well.

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.

Men don't deceive their wives unless they love them. When they love them most, they deceive them. It's a form of fidelity, their deceit.

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love.

I had met my now wife, Sheryl, and was attempting my first try at monogamy, which was not really in my nature at the time, and I wasn't able to do it.

I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to whom a husband would be faithful.

I've never cheated on a woman.

I have never been a traitor. I am not an informer; I never betrayed my nation.

I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

I was almost always true to you.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.

If you cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your business partner.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.