Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

Every side of a coin has another side.

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?

It can't be Nature, for it is not sense.

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.

If you have a correct statement, then the opposite of a correct statement is of course an incorrect statement, a wrong statement. But when you have a deep truth, then the opposite of a deep truth may again be a deep truth.

There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it

It is the hallmark of any deep truth that its negation is also a deep truth.

It was easier to know it than to explain why I know it. If you were asked to prove that two and two made four, you might find some difficulty, and yet you are quite sure of the fact. ~ Sherlock Holmes

My father could argue two sides of a Möbius Strip.

There is a place where Contrarieties are equally True.

There are in this world two kinds of natures, - those that have wings, and those that have feet, - the winged and the walking spirits. The walking are the logicians; the winged are the instinctive and poetic.

Real life consists of the tensions produced by the incompatibility of opposites, each of which is needed

In excess, most endeavors and possessions take on the characteristics of their opposite.

The truth and its opposite are flip sides of the same coin.

Tout notre raisonnement se re duit a' ce der au sentiment. All our reasoning comes down to surrendering to feeling.

Sharp and mild, dull and keen, well known and strange, dirty and clean, where both the fool and wise are seen: All this am I, have ever been, - in me dove, snake and swine convene!

When you're an actress you are in a very specific position, cerebrally, I would think you know. You are a thinking person but you are in a certain perception of the world between really being conceptual and completely stupid. So you are in between, with a lot of intuition and instinct. And that's not completely being intellectual because I think intuition is more blurred. It comes from intuition. Instinct. More than really reasoning.

If ice can burn, then love and hate can mate.

Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe on instinct.

Are not all things which have opposites generated out of their opposites?

The old saying of the two kinds of truth. To the one kind belongs statements so simple and clear that the opposite assertion obviously could not be defended. The other kind, the so-called 'deep truths', are statements in which the opposite also contains deep truth.

The strong man holds in a living blend strongly marked opposites.

Inconsistency is my very essence; it is the game I never cease to play as I turn my wheel in its ever changing circle, filled with joy as I bring the top to the bottom and the bottom to the top

Contradiction is the essence of the universe.