Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person. In person, they are like enormous hooved rats. They amble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon.

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like going camping with my kids. I have two daughters; they're 7 and 10 years old.

I'm a huge camper, and love hiking and mountain biking.

The fun of sitting around Pangong Lake with 40 guys around a fireplace, having a glass of wine... staying in one camp together... that's an experience. Waking up at 5 in the morning, watching the sun come up. You don't do these things in Bombay.

I hate bugs.

I never camped as a kid, but I really got into camping and sleeping outdoors. I've also done some amazing river floats in New Mexico and Idaho. It's peaceful and awesome.

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.

My earliest memory from childhood is of fishing with my father. And I remember vividly we were in a store, and we were buying a pup tent to go on our first camping trip.

I didn't grow up playing video games. I grew up catching crawdads in the creek and minnows and lizards and snakes.

I love camping out, I love teaching tennis.

I'm not one of nature's campers. I'm not even a glamper.

I just can't grasp the concept of sleeping outside with insects when I have a beautiful home with a really comfy bed!

I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult.

Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.

I don't do camps. Camps are for kids. I don't sleep in tents or roast marshmallows. I certainly don't tell ghost stories or own a sleeping bag. But I do work hard every single day.

Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair.

Alex grabbed our things from the bike and bought them inside; then he fastened the tent closed, securing us in. "Come here, babe, I'll keep you warm.

Between the redwoods, growing up and enjoying nature, camping on almost every vacation, and getting to go to summer camp in the Adirondacks, it was really very apparent to me that we had to preserve what we had on the earth.

I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping.

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

Six days shalt thou paddle and pack, but on the seventh thou shall wash thy socks.

I want a campfire box.

Remember: if you take bivouac equipment along, you will bivouac.

If we walk in the woods, we must feed mosquitoes.